the Comedian

Conversation #1:

(occurred in bed during a storm while Lily's hysterical, too-tired state led to tears and extra drama)

Lily: MAMA, MAMA, MAMA!!!!!!!

Mama: (entering room) Lily, we're not doing this. It's time to be asleep.

Lily: (crying) My fan is making a noise!

Mama: That's not your fan, that's the rain hitting your window.

Lily: (still crying) I want you to make it stop!!!!

Mama: Lily, I don't know how sweetie, I would if I could.

Lily: I want you to make it stop!!!

Mama: I don't know how, do you know how?

Lily: (still crying) Just get a stick.

Mama: (trying not to laugh) OK, What do I do with the stick?

Lily: You just hit the rain!

Statement:

Lily: "I don't like scary balls. I just like dinosaurs."

Fact:

Lily named her first beetle of spring: "Bugpet"

Conversation:

Dada; Lily what are those white flowers called?

Lily: Those are just Candypants. (Candytuft)

Statement:

(on a walk as a stray dog began following us)

Lily: "We will take it home and feed it water and grapes."

Fact:

Summer dresses are called: "short long-sleeved dresses"